where am i?

I figured out why everyone here in Amarillo seems so isolated and out of the loop. This is a sampling of morning television:

• 8 church programs bursting with fire and brimstone preachers
• 2 home shopping type shows full of bad fashion and unneeded household items
• 1 hunting program not afraid to show the ENTIRE hunting experience
• 0 network news shows. I have not seen Good Morning America or Today since I left Florida. Wasn't sure I'd ever say this, but thank goodness for CNN.

Good thing I leave tomorrow. I think my brain is shrinking.