**RAMBLE ALERT**

I am just sick of the way the media has been handling this whole Dick Cheney vs. Barack Obama farce this week. Let's take a sec and think about this:

• Where in the world was Dick the majority of the time he was actually IN office?
• If the argument is that the Bush administration was doing so much to protect us, then why did we get attacked in the first place?
• Why is it that since Obama was elected we are suddenly and completely unsafe although nothing has been changed as far as procedures of national security are concerned. We are still running things like the Bush Administration did. There hasn't even been time to change anything, so we can't be in more danger.
• The Cheney camp is trumpeting that "the people" should be involved in making the decision regarding our national security. Really? REALLY?! Seems to me that when the GOP was in power, we "the people" were TOLD what to do, what to think, and what to say. Oh and by the way you'll like it too! If you don't you'll be branded a terrorist or unpatriotic.
• Where were you, Dick Cheney, on September 11th? just wonderin'.
• Don't you dare bring up the point that "thousands were killed in the name of terror" when you used that horrible day to orchestrate the killing of tens of thousands in our name. Those people say the same things about us, and rightly so.
• Since when does simulating drowning get filed under "tough questioning"?
• I am insulted that the networks are demeaning Barack by sporting a split screen of him and Cheney all week. This is not a debate people. Obama is our president, not Dick Cheney.
• What does it say about the state of our media when the networks so effortlessly fall into the snare of promoting this ridiculous agenda of Cheney's? How pathetic and sad that no one is willing to grow a pair and say no. Bunch of fucking lemmings.

Barack, I am your father! Eeew! That's not even funny.

I think it's odd and quite calculated that Dick Cheney has reared his ugly head all this week in attempts to guide/dictate and influence our national conversation on torture. Okay so maybe it's not so odd that he is going about this in this manner. He is the definition of calculated, and cold, and evil, and the devil, and Darth Vader.

Never in the eight sad, lonely, dark years of the Bush Administration did we hear so much from Cheney. Now, when the stakes are the highest for him personally, we can't shut him up! He's everywhere weighing in on and attempting to rewrite the history and most importantly our opinion on torture. Great HuffPo article here.

Here's hoping Barack is strong enough to stay on course and not be swayed by the obvious and transparent attempts of a failed leader to protect his legacy.

...and stock in Crayola just went through the roof

cause he'll use...crayons...to...write it...anyone? anyone?

Pokey

Bush Library Struggling to Raise Funds

Seriously now, how much do Golden Books cost nowadays?

goodnight and f*%k you

Here's a little teaser to prep you for tonight's no-doubt-highly-anticipated final address from our Hobo in Chief --I've been referring to him as such for a few weeks now. I mean look at that hair! Get a freakin' haircut man! Between the hair and the disheveled, sometimes matching suits you have been sporting in the last month, you look like a few of the homeless guys downtown!-- ,George Bush. Now go on and get your popcorn and cold drink ready. George wants to say goodbye and thank you. Enjoy this little taste of what tonight's speech will most likely entail.

He's so proud. Aren't you?

Take that--you dog!

Bush is on a victory tour of the Middle East this week attempting to rewrite history and shine up his oh so tarnished soon to be legacy.

This may very well be the best video I have seen in a long time. The only thing better would have been if at least one had hit him square in the nose!

I can't wait to be rid of this smug, disrespectful ass. While he makes jokes and laughs, you can hear the reporter yelling in pain as he is restrained. Fucker.

quick study

Isn't it great that Bush learned so much from neglecting our own citizens in the south during Hurricane Katrina? Don't ever say this guy isn't a quick study! Just take a look at his speedy efforts to help Georgia (no, not our Georgia) during it's recent scuffle with Russia.

Why, aid was off the ground and on it's way a mere 4 days after the incident began. No waiting around weeks at a time for help if you are a citizen of another country!

Atta boy, Georgie! You're doin' a heckava job!

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Looks like the "hard work" finally got to our sober, Puritanical leader. Don't forget to hit pause.


If you'd like to share this little tidbit, feel free. Sounds like a great excuse for SPAM!

******Bush drinking********

Can I get a show of hands on how many of you are certain that you'd be taken to jail for pulling this stunt?

So how in the world is Karl Fucking Rove allowed to walk the streets after doing it?

I could be wrong, but I always thought that a subpoena was a directive, not a suggestion!

I'm so sick of these kinds of headlines everywhere we turn. It feels like we are living in some bizarre land where lies and immorality are the legal tender. Oh, this shit makes me need anger management. That and the fact that Oreos aren't health food.

Does this little piece of news make it sound like the Republicans are itching to get rid of as much evidence as possible in order to feign dumb when the charges are levied against Bush and his cronies?

Of course Browning states the obvious that it would look pretty suspicious for him, a Republican, to get rid of the ballots, but I just fee like they are priming the pump. What do you think?

keffiyeh krapola or and one more thing...

Please tell me why this advertisement, basically a made up moment of a celebrity having a cool coffee drink in what looks to be the nation's capital city, and this REAL moment of our (gulp) president rubbing elbows and swords with Middle Eastern men prior to a powwow about how they are going to screw it to us yet again at the gas pump, are different?

Oh that's right...the right wing scheme machine wants to make a BFD out of a bubbly celebrity chef's style choice as opposed to looking at the facts surrounding our economy and how they are related to Bush's cozy friendship with the Saudis.

It's so much easier to pick on someone small, spin an obviously benign ad and make everyone in Redneckville now hate poor little terrorist loving Rachel Ray.

ride off into the sunset postponed indefinitely

"One of these days, he and I are going to be rocking in chairs in Texas talking about the good old days of his time as the press secretary. And I can assure you, I will feel the same way then that I feel now, that I can say to Scott, job well done." ---Bush on McClellan's resignation

So do you think maybe those plans have changed?! snicker

George doesn't like truth-tellers, Scottie.

From the man who redefined the word "irresponsible" comes this gem

What an effing joke!

Almost 8 years later it is still just unbelievable that this idiot is in charge of our laws and overall future. How long will it take to unravel his mess?

Here's what I think is irresponsible, George: letting any sentence accusing someone/something of being irresponsible pass your lips while we all suffer daily for your decisions based on greed, the need to feel good amongst the boys, and lies. fucker.

Keith Olbermann is my new boyfriend!

I've been staying away from the political talk lately because, well, because I'm tired of it all frankly. I can't bring myself to run after every little mudsling that comprises our current primary situation. It is becoming clear that I am going to have to get behind Barack Obama as our Democratic candidate, so there is no use in falling into the fray of silliness. I'm just patiently awaiting June 3rd when this is supposed to be over. tick tock.

Now, I must send a shout out/holla/howdoyoudo to Allyson for sending me this link of Keith Olbermann's 12 minute rant on dear ole' George. Thank you thank you thank you thank you! Absolutely made my day!

Okay, so everybody pause the sidebar music, sit back and relax as Keith says everything we have all been thinking and wish we could say to the Buffoon in Chief ourselves:

boo! boo! King of Filth, King of Putrescence! boo!

Check out this footage of Bush throwing out the first pitch at the Nationals game.
My commentary: He nearly breaks a leg scurrying to get off the mound and back underground after a pitch that would have surely hit the batter! Not quite the reception he had hoped for from the home crowd, I venture to guess. Also, how long do you reckon it took the announcer to remove his lips from Bush's entitled ass?!

Happy President's Day!

Join me in celebrating our current president, George W. Bush!

Our dear Georgie will go down in history as the most ineffective, inept, feckless, and dishonest president in history.

Check out a lengthy list of inadequacies our fearless leader has compiled.

Be assured, it's not finished.

Have a great holiday!

You remember the hoopla raised a few weeks ago regarding Hillary Clinton crying on the campaign trail? Of course. Who could forget the stink that raised.
Well, I heard an interesting take on that moment of human emotion Hillary shared. The media made such a big deal about it, and she was scrutinized from both ends for being either a weak female or a manipulative politician, take your pick. Here's the question that escaped us all:

Why aren't all the candidates crying about the state of our country? Aren't we in such a political, economic, and spiritual mess that all candidates should be moved to tears by motivation to clean up Bush's debacle? Hmmm.