someone please enlighten me

What is it with adults who have problems with authority and schedules. You know these people. Think about it. Somewhere in your life you have to deal with someone who is habitually late, can't follow directions, and walks just off center from the rest of society.

I think it is pathetic and shameful. What kind of pitiful power trip do these kind of people need to take? I'm fully aware that it is all about control and power. I'm also fully aware that it gives you a not-so-nice-name in societal/commercial circles.

So here is my infomercial to all you adult slackers:

• no one likes you because you are always late
• you have a bad name in offices and stores because you are a pain in the ass
• it is not cute to be said pain in the ass all the time
• you are not special, so quit asking for special treatment
• you may want to start eating at home because you most definitely are eating the saliva of the kitchen help more often than not
• it is not endearing to waltz in to appointments YOU made 5 minutes late consistently
• you disrespect all those around you when you behave this way, but expect others to roll out the red carpet of respect for you all the time. Sound fair?
• Grow up!