Tuesday, September 30, 2008
Isn't it just typical that we have a woman running for vice-president, who happens to be nice looking, stylish and somewhat athletic and just like every other woman of that description, she has been reduced to nothing but an orifice. Have you heard about the fancy new website http://www.voteforthemilf.com/? For those of you that aren't familiar with the lovely acronym MILF, I ask you to research it on your own then come back for the rest of the post. Go on....Google it.
Now let's take a moment to forget that Sarah Palin is the she-devil we all know, and think about her in terms of the definition you just looked up. Why is that okay? Why did she have to get sexualized, demeaned, reduced, and pushed down into the verbiage used on porn sites and trendy sitcoms. This woman, regardless of how smart she really is or isn't, is running for a political office. She is running for an office that is the second most important position in the country and she has been reduced to nothing but an portal.
Am I being too sensitive? Give me some feedback!
Sunday, September 28, 2008
The show was fabulous, but of course it was just wonderful to see an old friend! 9 to 5 The Musical is currently in previews at the Ahmanson Theatre in Los Angeles with plans to open in at the Marquis Theatre in Times Square, April 2009.
Friday, September 26, 2008
Three times Grampy McSame dug up Ronald Reagan. Such new, innovative ways to campaign and debate. Why didn't he just start spouting "9/11! 9/11! 9/11!"
Oh no he did not just compare Barack to Bush!
What kind of rambly North Korea shit is McCain talking about? babble babble babble. Someone is taller than someone else...WTF?
Someone get a knife...no not for that!...we need to carve McCain and Israel's initials a tree trunk.
Ooo! Make it a three-way...McCain, Israel, and Georgia.
McCain approached this debate like a time to sit on the porch and tell stories.
Okay let me get this straight: McCain's definition of "reaching across the aisle"= Joe Lieberman? riiigght.
So does Barack! Pad-dow!
McCain keeps saying that Barack "clearly doesn't understand" on a number of topics only to have Barack retort by schooling him on the subject in an eloquent fashion.
How many sub-committee meetings has John McCain attended lately? He keeps insinuating that Barack is never present.
McCain may want to be aware of what his advisors are spouting. Turns out McCain's top advisor says we should talk to Ahmadiniejad. interesting....
McCain's pants just caught on fire.
According to McCain, Barack is wrong for standing up and threatening Pakistan. I can't help think he is opposed because he wants to save all the bullets for Iran. Treading close to getting called on the "bomb bomb bomb, bomb bomb Iran" gaffe...
And Barack shoots and scores!! Awesome! He totally called McSame on the "bomb Iran" quote! I love it!
Aaaandd here comes the POW talk.
Miss Congeniality line for the 2nd time. Geez.
I can't believe he had the nerve to bring up torture after this weeks revelations.
"Shout out to my sista Sarah Palin!"
Barack is spanking McCain like a newbie at an S&M convention. McCain's neck is shrinking into his shirt collar.
Do you think McCain was "honored" to cut veteran's funding like he was honored to celebrate Fourth of July in Baghdad? Hmmm.
McCain seems to forget that he is part of the Washington "we". "We have let spending get out of control." How good does that sound.
Barack is doing a great job getting the first punch in. Stepping in front of McCain to speak first. He is much more poised this time as opposed to the primary debates.
"using a hatchet when you need a scalpel" nice. Barack's speech is so smooth.
So, McCain is in favor of 23 nuclear power plants. Someone ring up Homer Simpson.
I think Jim Lehrer wants an all-out catfight to break out. Even though Jim keeps asking the candidates to talk to each other directly, McCain WILL NOT look at or talk to Barack.
McCain has already retreated to sputtering out fundraising talking points. I guess he finally memorized some of his notes of the last few weeks.
McCain is going to have one hellava TMJ problem tomorrow. clinch. clinch.clinch.
Barack looks very calm and gathered as he lays out his plan for the financial crisis currently on Americans minds
McCain's opening approach seemed to be more interested in enlisting sympathy for Ted Kennedy who has been released from the hospital although someone forgot to tell McCain. Oh yeah. No plan outlined at all. We paused Tivo to laugh.
Jim Lehrer is being a little dicky. Trying to start a fight it seems. (wrings hands, giggles)
Yesterday when I opened the dated door, I found presents from McCain and Palin! I'm getting all tingly inside like I should break out the sweaters and hot cocoa! Is it truly time for Christmas already?!
Still giggling from the notion that only John McCain could save the bailout talks so the debate should be postponed, I checked in to watch my favorite Rhodes Scholar Lesbian Political Talk Show Host to see that the talks have not only stalled, but John McCain's presence at said talks was no more than a hindrance cum photo op, and he failed to mobilize and solidify his party. Shock!
With the evening soon becoming the equivalent of Christmas Eve, I caught a clip of Katie Couric's interview with Sarah Palin. Remember how much fun the stocking stuffer portion of Christmas was? Yeah...put a little bow on this and shove it in the sock! (Hurry and watch. The grinches at YouTube have been yanking these videos right and left!)
I like to call this one "Lather. Rinse. Repeat."
Thursday, September 25, 2008
Have you ever heard such a ploy to delay an ass-whoopin'? I tell you John McCain is addicted to any form of crisis that may give him a bump in the polls. Hey John, ever heard of the term "crying wolf"? At some point no one even listens. Not even the base. Not even Faux News was falling for this last night.
So Barack will attend talks regarding the bailout today instead of prepping for the debate. I guess McCain thinks that will actually make a difference in how Barack manages himself on Friday. Good luck with that one, John.
Monday, September 22, 2008
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Tuesday, September 09, 2008
1.respectful submission or yielding to the judgment, opinion, will, etc., of another.
2.respectful or courteous regard: in deference to his wishes.
What happened to the "pitbull" hahkee mom gal who is tough as nails?
Monday, September 08, 2008
Let me just say that everyone likes to come home to a clean house and no laundry after vacation, but when entrenched in said preparatory activities, it seems like a waste of time.
But, it's done now and let's hope we can keep it that way until we leave!
So, My Brain is going on vacation!
We will be leaving this week for Sandpoint, ID via Spokane to take part in a seminar and facility tour of one of our favorite supplement companies. After that, we are catching a quick flight down to Los Angeles to spend a few days seeing the sights before we catch the premier of 9 to5 starring my favorite Broadway actress, Stephanie J. Block!
I will be posting as much as possible from the trip, and of course, Tweeting! Stay tuned!
Saturday, September 06, 2008
Yesterday I decided that I would post all the things I have been working on this week regarding Caribou Barbie, and then let it be. I don't wish to fuel the media blitz via my post tags.
It's been the RNC's week to be in the spotlight. We had ours and it was spectacular. Full of positivity and hope. It saddened/excited me that they squandered the chance to make their argument. Two nights were spent attacking Barack and Joe. Two nights were spent spinning lies. Two nights were spent trying to convince a weary America that the Party is still Grand. Two nights wasted.
I don't want to waste my time anymore feeding the negative.
Friday, September 05, 2008
- once a member of the Alaska Independence Party, a secessionist group that promotes treason
- Palin was listed as a director on the filing papers for Ted Stevens' 527 group that is currently under investigation for slimily redirecting funds/bribes for pet projects. The activity that Stevens is being investigated for is the exact thing John McCain rails against on a continuing basis: pork barrel spending
- Finally, to Sarah Palin the slogan "Country First" clearly does not refer to the actual country/terra firma or it's inhabitants since she is full throttle, gung-ho about drilling in Alaska and promotes aerial hunting of wolves and bears.
Thursday, September 04, 2008
If I know my readers, and let's face it I do have four friends, then we would agree that the smack being talked would be "There goes another black teenager pregnant out of wedlock." "Probably doesn't even know the father." "Probably isn't her first." You get the picture.
I agree that the families should be left out of the debate because they are not running for the office. I think we all know if the shoe was on the other foot, all bets would be off and the slaughter of an Obama daughter would be at hand, no holds barred. At the very least she would be knocked silly by a plethora of Bibles being thrown in her direction. James Dobson leading the charge, of course.
Because the pregnancy is on the Republican side, it has been spun as admiration for a teenager who is morally doing the "right thing" by keeping the baby. If it were on the Dems side, the discussion would be about the candidate's inability to govern his household. How ever could we trust him with the country? Gasp!
What do you think?
Wednesday, September 03, 2008
"Why is Chelsea Clinton so ugly? Because her father is Janet Reno."
-------John McCain, at a Republican dinner in 1998
Stings don't it?
Monday, September 01, 2008
I guess I will begin by referring to the tattered piece of paper I have been scribbling on in the car for the last few days in attempt to keep up with the hilarity that is John McCain's choice for VP, Sarah Palin.
- The idea that McCain's choice of Sarah Palin is a nod of respect to Hillary voters and more importantly to women in general is offensive and disrespectful. As Debbie Wasserman-Schlutz so grandly put it "I know Hillary, and Sarah Palin is no Hillary"
- Amen to bullet #1. Palin is fervently Pro-Life, Pro-Drilling, Pro-Gun, Pro-It's-Not-Global-Warming, Pro-Capital Punishment, Pro-Creationism, Anti-Gay Marriage, and most delightfully Pro-Abstinence. (see next bullet for the delight)
- Sarah Palin's 17-yr-old daughter is pregnant by her high school boyfriend. Whoopsie!
- Palin's "vast" experience consists mainly of two mayoral terms for a town of roughly 8500 and then won election as the Governor of Alaska in 2006. So, that figures to be about 8 yrs in service to be generous not including city council, PTA, and Bake Sale Chairwoman.
- McCain is so far removed from the masses that he truly believes that women will be delighted to vote for Palin. This logic reduces the assumed political knowledge of women down to whether or not a candidate has a vagina.
- And now, for the piece de resistance, the cherry on top, the coup de gras: