Tuesday, February 17, 2009

This Just In...

Rush Limbaugh is a dumbass.

Too vague? Ok, Rush Limbaugh is a drug-addicted jerk who can't resist letting his big mouth overload his ass. Still not giving you any new info?

Then take a look at this story being covered today detailing Rush's understanding of a commonly used format called a pdf.

On Friday's show regarding the stimulus bill Limbaugh claimed that Democrats "have reformatted the bill -- they've made it a PDF [Portable Document Format, created by Adobe Systems] file when they posted it. Now, for those of you that don't use computers, basically what that means is that it cannot be keyword searched. A PDF file is essentially a picture of a page. And, so, you can read every page, but you cannot keyword search it. It's not a text file as legislation normally is as posted on these public websites. They don't want anybody knowing what's in this."

Actually Rush, you computer-illiterate-pill-popping-loudmouth, a pdf file is searchable in many forms if you cared to do a little research prior to spouting off massive amounts of false information to your equally as ignorant listeners who don't have gumption enough to actually research what you tell them and make an informed judgement for themselves. Am I to infer from your comments that you are disappointed for your party because the bill is in a protected form, and therefore unable to be altered and released on Fox News as further fodder for neo-cons to chew on for the next week or month or four years? Too bad. We are smarter than that. And that being said, I am back to my original declaration. Care to join me?

OK all together now, Rush Limbaugh is a dumbass. See?

3 comments:

Bren said...

Every single time he opens his mouth bullshit spews... He is an IDIOT!!!!!

Revday said...

You and Keith Olberman! He gave the man step by step instructions last night on his news show. You both are so funny! I just wish Rush were listening. But he has a congenital defect in his eyes and ears, they are both closed. But his mouth stays open. It's my two monkey thing. Rant on!

g8rlane said...

Shoot! Keith beat me to that?
I've got to remind him to leave some things for the little guys!